i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this
cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
- texting in real life: hey what are you doing tomorrow? i have errands to run so I'll be in town!
- texting in movies: hai wut r u doing tmrrw? :-P I hv errands 2 rn so I'll b in twn. XD !!! LOL TTYL OMG
do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal