"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
- John Lennon
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inpursuitofshreddedness:

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

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booksactually:

“‘Never love a wild thing, Mr Bell,’ Holly advised him. ‘That was Doc’s mistake. He was always lugging home wild things. A hawk with a hurt wing. One time it was a full-grown bobcat with a broken leg. But you can’t give your heart to a wild thing: the more you do, the stronger they get. Until they’re strong enough to run into the woods. Or fly into a tree. Then a taller tree. Then they sky. That’s how you’ll end up, Mr Bell. If you let yourself love a wild thing. You’ll end up looking at the sky.’”—from Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Truman Capote
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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins. The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
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getsby:

cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

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paintdeath:

Lawrence Weiner - As Far As The Eye Can See
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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.
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  • texting in real life: hey what are you doing tomorrow? i have errands to run so I'll be in town!
  • texting in movies: hai wut r u doing tmrrw? :-P I hv errands 2 rn so I'll b in twn. XD !!! LOL TTYL OMG
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crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
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tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

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egberts:

do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal

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