tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
i want to be a mail model when i grow up
I’m 700% sure my friends don’t care about my feelings or well-being. They only want to know because they are curious, not because they care and that’s pretty fucking shitty
Those “icebreaker” games on the first day of school
More like ice-thinkener.
i remember when avril lavigne recorded “girlfriend” in like eight different languages and I bought all of them but the mandarin version was my favorite…